NEW! IMPORTANT! URGENT! CRITICAL! SHINY! READ, READ, READ! MAKE SURE TO READ.
RIGHT.
YOU MUST BE READING THIS.
GOOD.
THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO.
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T REALIZE.
You should be reading this because there's a new mechanics shop opening down in hold 1. Where's hold 1? Down the stairs? Down a couple stairs? No, not the one with the glowy snakes of death; the clean one, with the working lights. Go down any stairs, keep right, zig zag a little, straight past the greyish blue with a hint of green container, right again, slight left, and cap it off with a forty-six degree turn to your right, and you'll find it. You can't miss it.
What else can't you miss? A moment to SHINE. Maybe. If anything you find actually shines. I'd be surprised. We'd all be surprised. And then wonder why you were giving away something from your home planet.
But to get to the point, down in hold 1, we're SELLING and TAKING mechanical knick-knacks, doohickeys or thingamabobs of any type. In fact, bring this message, and get a free bag of bolts, on the house.
So don't be shy, pop by!
( And don't think for a second that we'd hold it against you if you didn't. I mean, for us to do so would only be a natural reaction. )
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Day Sixteen, Night. 63:19PM
FW: IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ!
Forwarded e-mail. Day 3, week 4.
RIGHT.
YOU MUST BE READING THIS.
GOOD.
THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO.
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T REALIZE.
You should be reading this because there's a new mechanics shop opening down in hold 1. Where's hold 1? Down the stairs? Down a couple stairs? No, not the one with the glowy snakes of death; the clean one, with the working lights. Go down any stairs, keep right, zig zag a little, straight past the greyish blue with a hint of green container, right again, slight left, and cap it off with a forty-six degree turn to your right, and you'll find it. You can't miss it.
What else can't you miss? A moment to SHINE. Maybe. If anything you find actually shines. I'd be surprised. We'd all be surprised. And then wonder why you were giving away something from your home planet.
But to get to the point, down in hold 1, we're SELLING and TAKING mechanical knick-knacks, doohickeys or thingamabobs of any type. In fact, bring this message, and get a free bag of bolts, on the house.
So don't be shy, pop by!
( And don't think for a second that we'd hold it against you if you didn't. I mean, for us to do so would only be a natural reaction. )
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